Conversations with my quiet roommate
- Guy from down the hall: WHAT IS THIS GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOM DOING HERE?!
- My roommate: Did you hear that?
- Me: Mmmhmm. Why would someone even need their condoms to glow in the dark?
- My roommate: So you can find it. What if in the the heat of the moment you dropped it on the floor?
- Me: *giggles*
- My roommate: DONT LAUGH! Those things save lives...or prevents them.